• Lucy: I wish you were here. You could be my plus one.
  • Me: Where is Michelle? Or can't you bring another homosexual to another homo's birthday party?
  • Lucy: You know how the saying goes...Two Queens don't make a pair.
  • Me: (trying not to laugh) Did you think of that on the spot?
  • Lucy: Yes, I did. Pretty good, right?
  • Same genre of idiotic jokes. Still funny as sin.