I understand you are a ‘kkot-mi-nam’ (flower boy, too lazy to type in korean)..but that doesn’t give you the right to put your blush on like an SF drag queen (Trust me, I’ve seen many).

With said makeup, why are you dressed like a frat boy? Don’t you know Queen makeup + abercrombie doesn’t go together?

What I don’t understand most of all is how ALL the people on the damn subway didn’t even bat an eyelash. Is this a new trend?

Somebody explain this to me now. Or just stop doing it altogether.

That is all. Thanks.

- The confused 교포 riding line 5.