• Boston: "Why didn't you call me as soon as this happened!? J, did you put me off your speed dial?"
  • Me: "I didn't call you because I was so busy. In situations where I have a dry spell, the best way to deal with it is to block and ignore. If I didn't, I would turn into one of those over-analyzing psychotic girls, and that would not cut it. Trust me, I want my mind to have clarity. But calling you and analyzing it would not be it."
  • Boston: " Hold on. Let me put my soup down so I can laugh properly."
  • --6 years of stupidity keeps on going.